the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to die at will

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!