The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to die.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!