The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!