- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to be a dick.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

to power to do the bird is the word

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The Power to fart glitter

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers