The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to be wrong

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to die.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!