The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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blindness

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to instantly die

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!