the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!