The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!