the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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A good Kisser

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to watch tv

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The power to breath at will.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The abilty to go through water.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!