Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The abilty to go through water.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to science.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to live.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!