The power to poo in the toilet

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!