the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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A good Kisser

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!