- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

the power to not have superpowers

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to never stop shitting.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to explode on the moon

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers