The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to eat your poop

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!