The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to not finish your

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!