The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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32% Levitation.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to pee poop

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to turn into an escalator

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to die when you are happy

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!