- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to control dodos

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to have no powers

Power to make it rain sideways.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

Pointless Super Powers