- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to die when you change emotions

Pointless Super Powers