You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!