the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to breath at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to create powers

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!