The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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solar powered night-vision

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not talk.

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the ability to become black.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to smell colors

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!