The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to lose this power.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!