Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to fail

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to be wrong

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!