The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!