The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to shit bricks

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A healing punch

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!