the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!