the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!