the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to make my own sandwich

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See through invisible people

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!