The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Taekwondo

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!