The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!