The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!