I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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to make asians smart

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!