The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to fly while under water

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!