The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!