ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!