The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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to make asians smart

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!