- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

Stop clapping

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to not exercise.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

Pointless Super Powers