the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!