The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to start time.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!