the ability to become black.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!