The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to jerk off

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!