power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!