the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power of women's rights.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!