The power to turn gold into lead.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!