The power to create powers

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!