The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!