The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Being a freemason

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!