The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the powre to spel

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to die early.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!