The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to see through glass

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!