tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!