The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Stop clapping

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!