The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to swim in water.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to see through air.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!