- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to grow one wing

The power to mind reeds

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

A good Kisser

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to watch tv

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The abilty to go through water.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

Pointless Super Powers