The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the present

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!