The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!