The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!