The power to be yourself.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not see ads

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!