- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

to poop a penny every year

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to be a dick.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

the power to create bad superpowers

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

Pointless Super Powers