the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to see into the present

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Immunity to medication

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!