- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

To be able to summon old people

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the power to have the remote come to you.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to get hurt without a break.

Pointless Super Powers