The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

the power to in power your self

The ability to lactate air.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

A healing punch

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to fall up.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!