The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to change races.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!