- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to become black.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

the power to breath without thinking about it.

To pee standing up.

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the power to herd cats

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to plank

The power to die while dieing

The power to snore inhumanly loud

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to blow up when you blink

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!