The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!