The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!