The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to like this post

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power of eating from ears.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!