The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!