The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the ability to become black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!