The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to live.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!